Montana - The Last Best Place… to Hide

And have a Democrat cowboy musician that is running close against the Republican to take the House seat vacated by Zinke. And have a Democrat senator already.

No, in MT it's personalized license plates.

It'll be grizzlies. And moose. And mountain lions. Maybe some ligers if you're lucky…

Yeah, but it's pretty much all in one building. Along with the post office and church.

Aw Brandon, I don't hate you specifically - I hate you in general.

You have the most interesting stutter I think I've ever seen.

So, I take it this guy has decided to give up on ever having a date again?

Best thing to do in this situation is to give him $20 and back away slowly, to your car, then head out of town as fast as you can before you end up in a hole in his basement.

Pony up the bar, feller. I got some stories about some whores, one named Ann.

Couldn't have happened to a better person.

Yeah, but much harder to harm when he recedes within his protective shell…

My step-mother has super dull paring knives she uses for everything. She complains when she comes to our house because the knives are 'too sharp'. I usually just stare for a moment and then move on.

No kidding. I was amazed to see how tall Comey was when he was standing next to Trump. That's probably in the top 5 of reasons Comey was canned - can't be taller than the ole Trumpster!

Man, I had to check that the video was being played at full speed. I think a 10 year old would have done better than that defenseman. Of course, the defenseman was half assing it so his family would come back from Siberia…

And 3) they flipped out when Obama did those things (if real).

Just 'cause they said yes to the rape doesn't mean anything - the alternative was being eaten!

He handles the gear shift like he shakes hands, and wonders why all the transmissions fail on his cars.

I'm kind of the opposite - I want to be rich so I can drive whatever the hell I want!

"We were meant to not do shit, not do shit."