I like in the context of the movie. But, I have a 3 1/2 year old girl that is currently obsessed with. I'm hearing this shit in my sleep. Mainly because she sleeps with a bear my in-laws got her from build-a-bear with a music box in its hand that sings the song.

Heywood Jablome!

Volume III: Know When to Stop Asking 'Why?' And When To Fucking Say 'OK'

Why, is the levee breaking? I thought I had no where else to go!

IT'S LIKE YOU ARE ALL SPEAKING TO ME FROM THE PAST!!!

The Death Oblate Spheroid. See, it just rolls off the tongue!

Totally. The girls across the street were dressed the way and you could tell the youngest was bummed that she was Anna. My guess is that everyone looked at her sister and said 'Oooh, you're Elsa? Such a pretty dress!' and she despised her sister for it. I noticed and started to ask her about her costume and told…

Don't you mean 180 million smackaroos?

I just painted a four-story building. Give me 20 bucks and I'll let you look at it!

Condom Defuck Down!

I thought it was smegma.

Black Bottle has some of the less interesting beers in Ft. Collins.
I've been there a few times and I can never find a beer I really want to
come back for. Pretty sure this wouldn't be one of them.

I set up a smart playlist that only goes through songs that I've given 4 or 5 stars. Works really well so I don't typically have to skip songs.

Please let "Ayyildiz" mean "Tiny".

No, it's been long enough that they're now all in Uganda.

Yeah, they don't let us forget here…, or even let it slip our minds for a few minutes… :(

Well yeah. She works there and has a restraining order!

Yes, the shit-shelf. An Australian I met while there used to call them 'The Platter'. Like it's just sitting there waiting for you to do something with it. I honestly expected more from a country with such good engineers.

I've been to this island and the puffins are damned cool. The bigger island a few km away looks like it's covered in snow, but it's really the bird shit of 10s of thousands of gannets.

I dunno, $3 billion might buy a bit of influence…