I could've been Detective Barney Miller!

Wait, Walter White has cancer? Next you're going to tell me he does something dumb like become involved with meth. Fucking spoilers!

I was going to say those people aren't watching the right stuff!

I agree. I played it for a couple of weeks and then it occurred to me that I was playing a simulation of all the shit I have to do in real life. Work, clean, eat, sleep, take a shit - I want to play a game to escape from all that stuff!

Oh man, the Irish. I think they spell shit crazy to piss off the English. Ryan = Rian, Patrick = Padraig, Ian = Aoen, Cork = Corcaigh

I'm sure these folks stare at computer screens all day. I know I do and when I wear contacts, I feel like ripping my eyes out at the end of a long day.

Double jeopardy!

Would I have to bring my own car? I might opt for a rental with full coverage.

Like a dinghy under the Golden Gate…

Aww, but we just brought those back from the dry cleaner!

Mambo #5 is in my head. Little bit of…

Oh no! It's all ogre now!

Oooh, you're cute! Wanna come see this thing in my basement? Don't worry, no one will know!

As Solo plummets to his death, he yearns to encased in carbonite…

That's how we get ants… and Tom Arnold!

Speaking as someone whose wife had a c-section because our daughter has a giant head and got stuck, I can attest to the necessity of c-sections. However, I have heard stories of women who would rather have a c-section so they don't 'loosen up', which I'm pretty sure doesn't happen. Those women need to be punished.

Each time I look at that photo and see all the water around her hands, there's a moment that I forget she's in a stream. Traumatizing, yes.

You shou50d have substituted a5050 the 'l's with 50s!

Sex with elves is reserved for the Lincoln bedroom.

Or that battle we had with them that we won by taking the grenades they threw at us, pulling the pin and throwing them back.