I always thought it was short for another unpronounceable word, papillomavirus.

Anyone else find it interesting he said the black, straight-haired wig was left over from their trip to Japan? Probably bought it just to fit in.

My grandfather used to describe this as 'more money than sense.'

I remember those in my elementary school. They were powered by hand crank!

Sounds like the beginning to an Andrew Dice Clay joke.

Wait, so Mister Ed is… dead? I'm never going to get to sleep tonight!

Jesus is coming after America? Oh man, what'd we do this time?

Karen Gillan needs to be part of Hollywood…

We saw it in the theater and she sat still through the entire thing, completely enthralled. Now that we have it on blue ray, she will sit and watch about 20 minutes and then move on which is fine by me. Let's go make a real snowman!

*blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink*

As the father of a soon to be three-year-old that is obsessed with Frozen and the husband of a woman living vicariously through said three-year-old, things are getting rough at our house.

And Irish spellings. Cork = Corcaigh? WTF?

I've always wondered why there are so many silent letters in the French language. Is it just to piss off the English? I figure that's why the Irish spell things the way they do.

Well, there were aliens, but that was a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.

But, he's the Rickiest of the Ricks!

I've been looking at the structural element of this map and I think they just started making shit up because they thought it would look cool. Expansion, contraction, spreading centers with transverse faults intersecting perpendicularly… Cretaceous on top of Devonian without an unconformity… It's like these guys are…

It's not wise to call suicidal people crazy! They'll start taking people with them!

Nah, the sheep are hippies! Look at them in their raw wool clothes.

It was like political alchemy!

I think they should include discussions on creationism in 'Cosmos', but only if churches start teaching science in Sunday school.