I tried the Sims once and then I realized that I didn't need a simulation game to experience the fun of getting a job, cleaning the dishes and taking a shit every day.

Well, maybe 40 weeks of every year would be pleasant.

That's the great part of the internet - even people with only a few minutes of extra time on their hands can get on the internet and do and say stupid shit. Technology is great!

I couldn't stand Peyton before he played for the Broncos - he would just make the Broncos look like high schoolers. It took some time for me to reconcile my hate for Manning with the joy of him coming to play for the Broncos. I've reconciled now and fully enjoy watching him dismantle another team's defense.

Really? Any time I watch the Broncos/Chargers game, Phil Simms positively gushes over how wonderful Philip Rivers is. Even when they are getting smoked by the Broncos. I sometimes wonder if these announcers have a Rivers shrine in their home living rooms.

Sounds more like you were a captive audience.

I sent one earlier - maybe O'Neal intercepted it at the office door?

Never owned it because, why would you buy it? They show it like it's going out of style in December.

I love that this is has become a 'free speech' issue. They seem to forget about the 'personal responsibility' part of their manta. If you say ignorant, offensive shit to possible customers (viewers), your boss has the right to can your ass. They're not telling you that you can't say the shit you say, you just can't…

I almost didn't watch it. BBCA was advertising so much before it came out that I figured it must be one of those stinkers that they just wanted to get enough people to watch it for a little bit to recoup their costs. Turns out it's one of the best shows I've seen in ages!

If that's a spoiler for you, then you better not watch any of the commercials for Orphan Black. I think they've advertised it since the beginning as a show about clones.

I figure if you can run a car on frier grease, you can run a car on human grease. Just got to melt it down.

Ha, yeah, I suppose we could say 'here, here' since we're talking geography.

As a fellow GIS nerd, I say 'hear, hear!'.

Who needs private time? Just start the spank and I'm sure the mood in the room will change!

Yeah, I never noticed it before you all started talking about it, and then I had to strain to figure out what the fuck you all were talking about. It's damn near the same color as the background.

Who's mommy's little piggy?

Too bad we didn't use the pitchforks first. When we chased him with torches, he just used them to light up and look cool…

Sign that I see too many kids shows because of my 2-year-old:

My calculation comes out to 5.1 boobs.