Well la-dee-da mister big shot!
*boils ramen in toilet tank water over a cow chip fire*

I'm wondering when they're just going to go all the way and make a full face helmet so you don't have to interact with anything or anyone around you.

If it's inexpensive and you don't mind coming out of a movie thinking "what the fuck was that all about?"

Hell, those rogue digital signals could be heard by all of the universe at some point!

I've been alerted that that really nasty storm coming my way contains a tornado. That and the air raid sirens. When both are going it gives you a chill to your bones knowing that there is a very real possibility that your life could significantly change or end in the next 5 or 10 minutes.

Yeah, kind of like Randy Marsh when he took that giant shit.

I originally read that as 'Cloaca' and wondered why in the hell anyone would name their restaurant that.

Until you get to the bottom of the list, which could possibly be construed as sexual. Gross, but sexual.

Oh yeah, and pretty much the same story, just not the dorm part.

Probably don't know you - Tamara was a chick I knew in college, but I didn't stay in the dorms. That makes me laugh because I meant that as a joke figuring there aren't many Tamaras out there and no way would that be your name!

Tamara, is that you?

Chinese are small people, so you might be surprised.

I don't know man, the Japanese girl sitting next to him thought it was a pretty good idea…

I liked Sea Change back in the day when I was going through a horrible break up and I was melancholy. Now that I'm happy, every time I listen to that album, it brings me down. I don't listen to that album anymore. I'll check out the new one just because I love Beck and in the hope that it is more optimistic.

Kitten Thinks of Nothing But Murder All Day.

Hell, I'm hard pressed to think of anyone I know outside of some east coast friends that don't own at least one gun, including men, women, and children above the age of 10. But then again, almost my entire family are ranchers or farmers and I grew up in Montana. Der's bears out there! Seriously. And they're not…

Legend of Autistic Master

Nothing pithy. More a straight up 'I'm going to kill you!'.

I had a friend in college that attacked another friend with a lazy boy. The attacker was Samoan, so he was pretty big, but it's still surreal to see him pick up a lazy boy and throw it at someone.

We can only hope…