They give you crayons?  Where I'm at the give out straight pins and tell you to find your own ink.

People at my office tell me they need to clone me.  I tell them the only good that would come from that is that I would know the clone could learn what I do.  Other than that, I'd still have to train him.  And I wouldn't be able to do that until he's in his late 20s because he'll be a slacker until then.

You could see the lice in those movies?  I gotta get HD.

Octopuses are the stuff of nightmares.  Squid too.

Desperation?

@disqus_85gAafV2HJ:disqus I completely agree with your first essay.  That totally makes sense.

@avclub-1df8797177fc3b52be6784aacca7358c:disqus Big sky country is Montana.  Montana's got judgmental folks, but not nearly as many as the places @disqus_85gAafV2HJ:disqus is talking about.

The best is when the northern Idaho neo-Nazis sue the city for discrimination when the city rejects their hate-parade permit.  If that ain't irony, I don't know what is.

I agree.  Being a non-Mormon and moving to southeast Idaho my junior year of high school, I can totally relate.  I think that's why I hated this movie so much when I first saw it.  Once I moved away and was able to regain my sense of humor about it all, I enjoyed the movie much more.  I actually find it enjoyable now.

Yeah, I went to high school in Pocatello and when I watched this movie the first time, I couldn't figure out why it was so funny to people.  So much of it just seemed like real life.  It took me a while before I could watch it without cringing.  Now, I enjoy it quite a bit.  Probably because its been a long time since…

I was in the mountains this weekend and saw a kid get run over by a city bus.  Now, the driver is a professional who was paying attention and these kids were fucking around and one unexpectedly went into the street as the bus was going by.  Squish.  Actually more like a sound like a soccer ball hitting a garage door…

Rosebud is not Enough

I'm curious what exactly a multimedia event would would consist of in 1934.

Look at the writing on the motherfucking screwdriver!  What does it say?  What does it say!?  You're right, it says, 'Bad Motherfucker'!

Speaking of Bateman, is that him in the Quickdraw sidebar ad?

Wait, that's a Klingon?!

@avclub-4c56756898d633b36107f305da70351d:disqus Damn, you're young!  When I was in high school I was constantly reminded to keep change in my pocket so I could call home! :)

@avclub-d1348cfe54a94fe6f986775cedd75fdd:disqus So, you're telling me there's a chance!

Ricky Gervais.  That would probably kill the series off pretty well.

@avclub-99b410aa504a6f67da128d333896ecd4:disqus Yeah, but are you there with friends?  Are there any interesting people around you?  I'm just saying that sometimes if people lift their head up from the glowing rectangle they might find something more interesting and perhaps more fulfilling in the here and now.