Maybe I'm old fashioned, but here's my take.  Since when does everyone need to be constantly entertained?  Any chance people could just sit and take in the friggin surroundings?

Totally off topic, but does it bother anyone else that the Norelco clippers on the right of the page look like a misshapen cock and balls?

You live in Sterling or something?  There's great Mexican food all over Colorado.

There's a great Ethiopian place in FTC as well.  Denver's got some great places for about any ethnic food.  You just have to explore a bit.

At least have a bag of depends ready.  The bathrooms may be overwhelmed and you'll want to cover your bases.

Sharksonaplanado?

Rupert Murdoch and Sarah Palin.

@avclub-518aedbf95e34c72567f82fd1ad92f76:disqus I'm sure it would be good for society if they did try to crush an up glass against their forehead.

Careful at that new pub - the bar back bites.

Looking at your avatar, I'd say you lose an eye?

Or that deer don't eventually turn into elk!

I heard a fantastic response to that shirt once: "I don't do causes, man!"

Gneiss.

As the father of a 2-year-old, definitely.

I haven't read it yet, but the concept sounds like Lost - a bunch of people are stranded in an area they can't get out of.  You know, like an island.

I have a hard time figuring out how everyone on the internet has the same handwriting as me.

@avclub-dfac6d4894449f08c13ea098e9bf8042:disqus They like paddling too.

No kidding.  There's an infinitesimally small, let alone unproven, chance your kid could be autistic from a vaccine, or the much higher and proven chance that your kid could die from a disease that is entirely preventable.  People these days seem to lack the ability to weigh risk.

@sharculese:disqus He was confusing the vaccine with getting fucked in the ass by someone with HPV.

Dibs on her hand puppets!