Lana.  Lana!  LANA!!!

They better be liver-dicked!

Something something blow up doll something something.

Man am I glad we aren't doing a drinking game to his name.  The hospitals would overflow with the vomit of the dead.

Pssst… Glen… You have a booger on your cheek…

In a way.  I think the cowboy suit is called a 'get up'.

"a bunch of iPhone, iPad wielding spoiled brats who should stop getting
in the way of working people and find jobs for themselves"

Is there a way to get stock in that photo?  You know, so I can get part of the royalties from its use?

Shit, last time I played Wolfenstein was on a green screen on an Apple IIe.

So, this is life imitating art (if you want to call it that).  I hope she gets her TV back.

Ageist!  Why don't you just say all old people look the same!

Ugh.  Help society and talk that woman into a 3rd trimester abortion.

I typically call two kids with one skateboard 'poor'.

It'd be like facing two mirrors at each other.

Computer, shoot me in the face with a shotgun.

Oh no, here come the scuttle fish and asparagus!

NUUUUUNUUUUUUUVOOOOOOT!

Uh, yeah, resurrection goo…  And a whole tub of it.  Bryan's been busy.

I agree.  However I do think she looks like a cross between an Olsen twin and Ellen Paige.

Roadrunner = Loki