Neighbor accidentally ran them over.  I told you you shouldn't let them out the front door.

Yeah, you could have pretended to be religious, but you don't just fuck Mormons.  Before you know it, you've converted, got married at 18, gone on a mission for 2 years to Butafuc-click-click, Africa and had 10 kids.

I went to the Jane's/NIN show in Denver a few years back and it blew my mind that NIN was opening for Jane's.  Maybe I'm just a bigger fan of NIN, but I couldn't get why a band who's last great album was made in the 20th century was the headliner instead of NIN.

You mean "Echo" Arena.  Shitty, shitty place to see a show.

By Kenny Loginhisass

Maybe he lost the lid to his bottle of grain alcohol and figured, eh, hey, this rag'll keep it from slopping out.

'Cause they tried it the other way and we all know how that worked out.  Brad Pitt's Indian bride got killed.

Whew, that was close.  My "Gotta see internet nipple" impulse almost overrode my "Nancy Grace is disgusting" impulse. 

For some reason, I had a full body shudder after reading that and I'm not sure why.

I always figured Bring'em Young got to the Salt Lake Valley and thought about saying, 'Fuck, now what?!'.

The Utah Procreate So I Can Be God Of My Own World When I Die.

What's the difference between a Mormon and a moron?

"…so his hatred must have been based mostly on assumption—and stemmed from
the fact that Murray was too “mass-audience,” and thus simply wasn’t as
“underground and dangerous” as he was."

Before you know it, cats and dogs will be living together - mass hysteria!!

It was all a misunderstanding.  He knows what happens to Irish skin when sunlight touches it and was fearing for her well being!

Ever been to Ft. Collins?  Not as podunk as you might think.

More like the number of morons substantially exceeds number of smart people.

Thom only looks sad because he set his guitar down sometime in the '90s and forgot where he put it.  It was his favorite.

I was thinking more like Rick Moranis and Martin Short.

"I'm a dickless wonder from the EPA"