One of my favorite Carlin quotes:

Whew.  Thanks.  Why do I get the feeling Whitney is laughing at me?

Wait a minute… WHERE'S JUSTIFIED????

Ha, Lydekker hasn't seen LtCG before!

Cookie?  Is that you?

Fun with statistics!  My favorite Carlin quote is something along the line of "Think of how dumb the average American is and then realize that have of them are dumber than that!"

Bummer of a birthmark, Hal.

White is Franco in a fat suit.

Backstory - Chewie is the only wookie on his planet to wear pants, inducing ridicule at every corner and being shunned by family and friends alike.  Hence his service with Han.

This has already been covered - it's Kuato.

Is it bad to hope he dies before then?

It would seem Karl wouldn't fit very well in Lego society, what with the round head and all.

All the while dressed as an old-timey prospector.  I could see Karl playing that role pretty well.  I'd have to watch.

No, I think they're called infants at that point.

Hollywood is taking cues from George Lucas.  Take something some people fondly remember and put a noose of revisions around its neck and hang it until it is dead, dead, dead.

Can't be any worse than '2', but probably still won't see it.  Unless… Karen Gillan or Emma Stone is the young woman…  Hubba hubba!

And that's why he's 'high-functioning'.  If he were fully functioning, he'd object.

I was thinking the same thing re: Brie and Kemper.

He's not really a doctor.  He has a Master's Degree, in science.

What is this "showering" you speak of?  Will this attract ladies?