Well, 1 out of 2 ain't bad.  Guess which one I am?

I shall commence my rampage.  Pleasure knowing you all.

I never really understood how that was supposed to enhance the movie.

Ironically, he replaced the rubber eraser with a virtual eraser years ago.

I might have to go on a rampage if Lucas put Jar Jar in Return of the Jedi.

This will bring them closer to God…
I'm starting to get annoyed at Goodman because the Damages ad is on DirecTV every 3 minutes and now they're calling my phone to advertise the goddamn show!

I like standing in line staring at Porta-Potties. Makes me wanna dance.

A balanced bat made of fair colored wood.

Fake?
I sure hope this isn't the only thing they make up at Fox…

Model name = Fister Roboto

Fister Roboto?

Well I left home just a week before
And I'd never ever kissed a woman before
But Lola smiled and took me by the hand
And said dear boy I'm gonna make you a man!

Go away - 'batin!

Working the cash register at McD's does not count as a stand-up desk.

Who?
…popping into surprise stand-up appearances, his movements impossible to track, and leaving only a trail of mutilated deer in his wake.

Go away! 'batin!

Michael J. Fox and Christopher Reeves

Tum again?

Just the tip. Pay attention to just the tip.

It's a well known fact that Lobsters has prehensile toes.