I hope you're busy bringing your servants down from heaven. Nobody wants to be on a planet all by themselves!

Option 4: Shout

We are here to make coffee metal. We will make everything metal. Blacker than the blackest black times infinity.

Maybe…
They will be ambitious and find a way to incorporate scenes from every war movie ever made into a 36+ hour game/movie of Risk where each movie's climactic battle scene is a turn.

Cool story bro, what do you think of the Gorge in George?

Booze and hot shell casings.

@George - I don't know that it really takes chops. Probably only really need to be really stupid. The chops are from CNN and her producers.

Ian McShane
Depp, yer a liver dicked cocksucker.

I had no idea Fisher was Aussie. Makes me want to hear her with her Aussie accent - might just blow… a, uh… gasket if that happened.

One of the dumber moments of an episode I watched part of was on Rock of Love.

Absolutely re: Eastwood and Roland. Although Bauer would just make me think of Young Guns and totally ruin it for me. And Roland always seemed to be the quiet, don't fuck with me or I'll kill you, badass as opposed to the spittle flinging, eye-bulging, I may just snap and kill you, badass.

Flaubert is Pootytang.

I bet they leave her dolphin alone from now on.

That costume reminds me of…
…carnival ride upholstery.

Huh.
Does this just mean this will be a show about watching other people playing a game?

Wait, wouldn't a cross of 24 and AD be something like Archer?

Oooh, oooh! Is Rack Bauer going to be in it? I could watch those, uh, freckles, for 24 hours!

Cutting off funding to NPR to balance the budget is like telling your kids to be sure to turn the lights off when the leave the room to help the family budget when you commute 60 miles a day in a lifted Hummer.

@Yummsh

Sam Raimi?
Does this mean that we get to have Bruce Campbell in it?