Muahahaha! Now I will tie you to these tracks, see! But you will blow me first, see!

Dammit sarccastro.

Failed lasties.

Much rather have my childhood raped than be raped as a child. Or raped by a child, for that matter.

Hardly the perfect crime. Everyone knows about it.

It could be just like a real "The Running Man"! The book, not the movie.

We could call it…
Sprunt!

That was Franka Potente in Run Lola Run, although I'm sure there will be an American remake that will suck, starring MJ.

And of course the squirrels…

Behind?
If they are shitting in plastic bags, they are much further ahead of those that shit in paper bags.

Nalin Palin (second-cousin to Sarah) - Secretary of Smut

All fun and games until Levi breaks his cock trying to fuck one of the fat chicks while riding his dirt bike.

@Tinselfairy - Hard. And into the ground.

For me, I did a ton of reading as a kid and teenager. The Stephen King book that made me feel I had accomplished something "adult-like" was The Stand. Mainly because it was over 1000 pages. But I still thought it was really awesome, except the last 100 pages where it turned really weird and shit. Other books that…

My special purpose!

I think Tupac and Michael Jackson are roommates.

I'm 35 and in the middle of no-man's land!

The target area is only 2-meters-wide.

Shoot the gap!

Maybe, instead of "retired",
She meant to say she was unemployed.