How about this unlucky iPad buyer:

Right, "looser".

Mom! Jimmy's stat-padding again!!

Reminds me of the old philosophy question of, you have a car, but over the years you put replacement parts in it until the seat is the only original part left of the original car. Is it still the same car?

Axl looks like he might live in a van, down by the river…

"Welcome to the shit-show baby! You're gonna diiiiiiiiie!"
So, really, 3 Doors Down? I don't really remember them, but when I hear that name, the phrase "pussy band" comes to mind. And not the good pussy.

Ah, it seems like only yesterday when Evangeline Lilly was on the LiveLinks commercials…

The bottomless box of tarps.