Hipster zombies hunt by low-frequency moaning echolocation. You probably haven't heard of it.

Remember in the nineties when everyone was trying to out-Lalo Schifrin everyone? In 2040 it is going to be nothing but ironic lens flare and BWHAP. Then you'll be able to tell your neighbor's kids you hated it before it was cool.

The first Walking Dead movie and the third Sex In The City movie are going to be filmed simultaneously - saves money on zombie effects.

Are there any desks here for us to stand on?

I've seen the series finale script - the zombie virus is actually a disease created by gay scientists to rid the South of crackers - this whole time they've just been partying in miami beach, except for a few gay commandos dressed like zombies slowly rescuing all the black people.

OK again, has nobody seen Reign of Fire? HE IS OK AND HE IS MY FRIEND EVERYONE QUIT BEING MEAN TO HIM he just has a really bad agent maybe?

Oh god I forgot about the wallowing. It should be the Wallowing Dead.

The green tights alone are busting the budget!

GRrRrOoOoOoAaAaAaNnNnNn…

I can't read "if memory serves" without imagining Rabin dressed as the chairman holding a pear.

For those playing along at home, if you'd like to know where in the above post the line to batshit crazy was crossed, it's the third sentence in the second paragraph. First sentence was like regular crazy, second was a little out of touch, but the last part is where we see the influence of childhood traumas/physical…

You do realize that because of all you hipster foodies wanting apples that "taste good" and aren't "disgusting and mushy" that the entire Washington Apple industry is on the brink of collapse, right? Red Delicious is the oil in that machine, and a lot of huge conglomerates and factory orchards are going to shut down,…

Hold on, I don't watch Leno, is O'Neal making fun of how he does jokes or did he actually say all those not funny things as jokes? Because both are funny in different ways.

It's fucking awful, it's like they're all trying to impersonate May, Clarkson and Hammond, but tall of them at the same time. But they get comedy about as well as Leno.

@avclub-07175a64289e25cc60baf30ed7832068:disqus Nope

Imagine how the prop guy felt when he went to the medical supply store with his list.

There should be a deli in woodbury where the sandwiches are named after all the folks who've died.

It doesn't stipulate where on his body he has to wear the eyepatch.

Hold on, hold on… won't they need it for the movies?

My wife was talking about her the other night. We figured she must have had a great agent to get her a deal that lasted so long, despite clearly not even bothering to keep herself in any kind of presentable shape. She was super cute at the beginning, and if they didn't scrub her early commercials from the web, you…