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They've become emboldened by having been allowed another season after the first two - those failed because someone didn't have the wherewithal to go all the way. They couldn't decide whether they were a gritty noir that would disappoint everyone but have a great atmosphere, or just a lame procedural. It appears that

Bob Benson is going to come in next week with a Pete Campbell mask.

Fuck it. The last season should just be a CD-ROM game like in the nineties where you wander around the office trying to find out who killed Burt Cooper. Just record like a hundred vague scenes and act like that was the plan all along.

There are like only 2-3 people who SHOULDN'T die in GoT, and if they do, I am going to throw an internet fit.

I love how Henry Francis gets in a little dig at AMC's budget - "What's the point of having a mansion if you're going to spend all your time in here [the kitchen]?"

Sorry @avclub-75dc8892b1c22ec9aabb50cb62b4798e:disqus , I'm pretty sure it's better read in Tina-from-Bob's-Burgers voice.

I would be extremely pleased if after the next time Don has sex with megan, he goes into the living room to fix an old-fashioned, stoops over the drink cart, and solemnly intones "Beetlejuice" three times.

I don't know the name of the sketch, but I just wanted to give a shout-out to my favorite kith skit of all time where dave foley can't stop sounding sarcastic and he cries at the end! Amazing! Poignant! Hilarious!

I often wonder if I am the only person who represents that segment of the population that enjoys these renewed takes on The Shield, but also despises having to scroll through an increasing number of wallflower textwalls to see people unpretentiously discuss it. I just don't even try anymore. Where's the damn downvote

@avclub-e463f97ca6bc46b1ba706474e108c7e1:disqus  I'm dropping a penalty flag for prescriptive morphology nonsense. Punishment: devoured by octopusses.

Oh man. I was like, wait, did he say "kill?" Oh shit, they just killed Bruce Campbell - on-screen (a reflection at least). And that enemy boat - no way he lived through that explosion.

That Stripes one pissed me off. So good and then the stupid RV and extra-cheap location shooting. That movie was how I knew Year One would be crap, even though Ghostbusters was the best ever. Harold Ramis is not a finisher.

That eye thing always killed it.

"Unless it was the most boring dream in the world"

@avclub-1b8f6a3ae0bbd4c39911fb096055fc66:disqus What's a 'ture?'

So basically no one caught the werewolf bar mitzvah reference?

It is NOT nice to know.

Self-congratulatory autoreflexive high-fives for everybody!

Ooooh a caption contest, and no O'Neill to bogart the good ones. OK, Walt was talking, and then stopped, and he got that expression with the wrinkles, and "Faaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrt."

This seems like as good a place as any: What the hell is wrong with his face?