Also, almost anybody from any field can get Farmer's Insurance

@kirivinokur:disqus  I was going to make a harvey keitel/tracy morgan joke but I literally cannot remember if it's morgan or jordan because I've watched 30 rock for too long and it's easier to comment than open a new tab and check google.

Man, @avclub-7ee8e2fdc6652f2351e0bf3cd9a1a4be:disqus … I read "shower" and then I see Rachel and Rosario… and then it's Tara…

No arch deluxe in the champagne room

Good Times taught me that cat food isn't expensive because we inappropriately, as a society, hold our pets to some higher standard than our fellow humans, but because if cat food cost what it should, then the elderly and poor would be eating catfood, with all the weird animal parts and ash and unsorted bits that…

I think him becoming a comedian would probably require at least half the world's population being dead.

When they institute the Nobel prize in snark in 2036 he'll likely be one of the candidates, but politically it'll probably be someone from Cote d'Ivoire from the East African Twitter Snark Renaissance of the 2020's.

I totes agree, and that is how you or I would do it, but we're supposed to think he's at some kind of psychotic limit, not caring about what Andrea knows, losing his daughter, blah blah.

Yeah but that one was telegraphed early by Bale in bad beard makeup and Scarlet talking about the beard pieces and glasses on the costume makeup table, so I'm not going to give it credence as a twist, amirite?

I guess I'm thinking of the backing. I'm just saying it's weird, is all. If I came to you and said, "I have a great idea for a photograph, but I need about a thousand dollars for the camera and a printer, and I'm only going to make one print,", who in their right mind would give me that if I've never taken a picture…

It's even more weird that they choose to do it in the medium of film, which has all the benefits of photography, but it fucking MOVES. And they basically shoot it like Grandma's 80th birthday video, somehow thinking that the emotion and drama of their banal personal existences (repeated about 4 billion times daily…

Books are stupid
I thought they were smart
No they're stupid

Pretty weak episode, but I thought the roger clones fighting and kissing was a nice character beat. We take crazy characters for granted on these things, but when you see them interact with each other and the instant chaos (the way that Thomas Jefferson warned us about), it feels fresh again:

Honestly millions of people would be jumpy and weird for at least a week in offices across the country. Do you work at like an all-male, all-straight workplace or something? I know hundreds of people who are smart, degreed and make a shitload of money who react to news of another Kate babybump pic like a cat smelling…

Yeah, I like this Walking Dead 3.x, but the Guvner is just written terribly. He IS a psychopath, and while Rick wanted to walk out alive, and nobody wanted any of those characters dead, for different reasons (except Andrea), there's no character reason why the Guv didn't try to shoot Rick. There just isn't. Him trying…

They were Shakers, if they were anything.

Uuuuuuuugggghhhhhh…

I'm sorry but what Bowie movie are you quoting? When was he a children's toy that was pork-based or non-halal/kosher or whatever? It sounds rad.

Always so tense and nervous…

Jesus. I'm an arch-liberal and all, so I'm on-board with many of his invasive nanny-state programs, which however silly they seem now, will be looked back upon with the proper degree of smug approval.  But personally he's a douchey crank. This is like that sausage-making analogy. I bet the people in SF who banned toys…