I knew a guy who dropped out of college and hung out at the house they were living at and seriously campaigned to replace the tambourine guy, for like a year. He would come visit us with updates, like "I was onstage for one song, so there were like two tambourines, it was like transcendent."

I think you're mostly right, and everyone below brought up some interesting points - I did not see that in the piece. I was like, seriously? What the hell are you talking about S.T.? Like, what? I like at the end he almost deflates his little straw man - but I think there's a disconnect here. Maybe a deadline? Cuz…

I just wish there could be two versions:(.

ELO's Do Ya Want My Love. Check and mate! Same caveat about the cure and disease and worst though.

Nobody get mad at me 'k, but I think Keaton would've killed in Groudhog Day.

So, you plant the seeds and then you go out and you grow them… and then a bunch of midwestern tourists come and pay to watch you not forget your lines? I don't get it.

Thanks @avclub-d72f705337e5adcf7e33ec0381c5f5b2:disqus  now I've got Ace of BASE stuck in my head.

Wait, Rainbow Connection didn't win something?
I'll get my pitchfork and goggles, let's burn it to the ground! Everything!

@avclub-af7809fb474b9a36411cbdfc73757dcb:disqus  the eighties were a truly weird time. Imagine all the lives that would have been saved if they only had the internet. My mom thought it was funny too.

I hate how Diego mispronounces "tapir"

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If I was a chemist I bet I could make a pretty good joke about chemicals with 'dextro-' in them and chemicals with 'quin-' in them, but then again maybe not.

Stockholm syndrome. Just let go. It will feel good.

Having read your question in Heisenberg crazy-voice, I feel like you're going to shoot me. Is that what you'll do if we don't agree?

I'm a little more concerned with my history of imdb searches, honestly.

@Cutlass12:disqus  form now on I'm going to remind myself that no matter what happens, whose kid shoots their mother, whose leg is chopped off, those're all just "antics."

Hey @avclub-298673367c6de609ae5970ce1e699c50:disqus  do ya wanna come over to my place after school and we can do like a quick 4-hour edit of the whole series? I'll bring the Hi-C if your mom makes cookies.

Warrants discussion - who was he? Where did he come from? Why was his cooking gear brand-new? Was he 'tarded, screaming and carrying on?

Pro tip: generators are SUPER noisy, don't believe those commercials where people are dancing on their lawn at night. The neighbors would totally call the cops on them. So end-times, or just want to have dvds during blackouts, make sure you bury your generator deep - preferably at least 3-4 feet of concrete, with…

I thought it started weak but got better, but my baseline was his shitty performance on Yo Gabba Gabba. The guy can't do line reads too great.