Oooh is this where I get to post a link to wikipedia's list of burn treatment centers? Because that last one… ouch.

I am super glad for Aisha Tyler because while her comedic timing is impeccable, her actual act itself is a dinosaur from the nineties. Ouch.

I think eveyone's coming to realize that his David Brent character is actually just Ricky without the thin (THIN) veneer of self-awareness - but I'm kinda okay with that. I mean really it's still not as offensive as Ashton Kutcher even, and we're swimming in a sea of Will.I.Ams. So there's room for this guy still.

Internet high five she is HOT.

Jeez Ozzi, leading questions much…? "So, would you say it's mostly responsible for AIDS, or SOLELY responsible for AIDS?"

@avclub-12a6b31534819f646bd9bf5e8a99756d:disqus  I was skimming really fast and I thought your "sir" was "eh" and I was like WELL-PLAYED CANADIAN, well played.

"As most farmers will tell you"

I always imagine the people at the little mom and pop shop Nazi Paraphernalia Direct2U whenever one of these orders comes in. Every time, they're like, "Well mother, what do you think it is this time? Old timey Mel Brooks wannabe comedian, or hate group?"

That apology was stupid. It was Exactly the tone of the Onion, like perfectly. It was ridiculous, and they apologized for it. The Onion is DEAD to me, DEAD.

@avclub-fdd08c99916b5c8cbf1d1dd364ab229c:disqus Gah you don't watch mad men and top chef? Sheeeeeez.
It's like he doesn't have knees. Watch carefully. It's like Jon-Hamm-Jon-Hamm-Jon Hamm-BOOM-Old Guy who fishes with grandpa.

He walks like a cook though

I know right, I'm a terrible person! Oh well, c'est la vie…

I'm going to say it, I hate Chloe S. I hate her meth-head eyeballs and her sunken cheeks and her 1&1/2 sizes too big nose and her deer teeth and her raspy smoker's voice. She has limp, stringy hair and her face skin is WAY too thick. And to spell her name right I have to use a diaeresis, but I never bother cuz to hell…

I was living outside the country for three years, when I could get on the internet it's not like I spent my time finding new pop music. I came back a month or two after this was released, and I commented that I was surprised they were still playing a song that was so old. It was the perfect generic sounding pop song,…

Maybe not so much androgynous as maybe you aren't super great at distinguishing between male and female asians? If you ever visit major cities in Southeast asia, you should probably set yourself a curfew.

Why do we have this person reviewing and analyzing downton abbey and the fucking carrie diaries when the other assholes can barely muster plot-point-by-plot-point recaps from their stubbyy-fingered, smudged spongebob notepads? Hey Sonia do you happen to like adventure time or the simpsons or the walking dead by any…

Normally I think Troll Princess' posts are among the greatest writing in the English (or any) language, but this one is the stupidest thing I've ever read in my life.

her moral compass and personal hygiene are both centuries out of wack.

we all need a hospital

I liked how they made it seem like Bob was just non-cognizant of the total breakdown of order but then that guy with the cart of turkeys was just too much for him, even in full apocalypse chaos mode. Is J Benjamin a dad? Cuz that was a dad reading.