It's funny because some fact checker had to call him and confirm his name. Which is it this time, Delbert, is it a prank? A fact checker? Let's find out.

I saw that Chris Walken 5-o episode. That description is apt. His acting is so effective that there is never any doubt that he is the guy that did it. The swing in tone is like watching a David Lynch movie.

I bet your mailman thinks you're weird @avclub-16db446cafb1ffb1466e71eaf97a4f49:disqus .

Some men just like to watch the world zombie

You do know that someone could say literally the exact opposite of what you've written and nobody would be able to determine which statement is true, right?

It's physically hard to get upset enough to hate them. There are so much better things to hate. Like Alanis Morisette. Stupid End-of-the-recording-industry Millionaire.

The sad thing is that not all of it is garbage, and not 100% of any one particular song or artist is garbage . But the grammy packaging instantly makes it into garbage. It strips the redeem out of everything, grinds any talent or spark away, and levels everything to shit. End discussion.

That would be quite an achievement considering half of those people are DEAD!

Oh man @avclub-70c79fc58b2c3e2785355b37573f2f56:disqus  did you see that cameraman's watch? Classic 80s!

Norwegian Seed Bank! Norwegian Seed Bank! Norwegian Seed Bank!

I know O'Neal mentioned Sabor de Soledad above but I think even without the "y choclate" thing it would be perfect. It's really the only perfect title, and they wouldn't even have to pun it up to make it hilarious. Or "Sabor de Soledad - MILF Island Special Edition." But who are we kidding all these things were too…

I'm not an Ayn Rand type, and I don't believe that only a small amount of people are able to thrive in any given field, I don't believe in the Peter Principle. But I have two opinions. One is that no one could do writeups like O'Neal. And the other is that we could probably use him to better effect somewhere else, to…

He might like them if he didn't try to figure out what it "meant." This isn't an english course at a liberal arts college. They're just having fun, man. It doesn't have to be an allegory every time.

I don't love Bryan Singer's later work but Ian McKellen and Brad Renfro were pretty good in that movie although yeah the paperboy element was a little strained.

@Crooked_Paul:disqus  I'm just saying they were founders. They were the first competent songwriters that were able to be super-super stars, part of a teen hit machine that dwarfed sinatra and other previous generations, but that they weren't mystical beings, and personally I find their music terrible, but everyone…

@avclub-f7f8eb12e0f61a9321597157c0d61791:disqus  Sorry I know you said most I just had a lot of feels from the thread. No offense intended. But Really, imagine you've never heard the beatles, would you really rather listen to them than 1 D1rection? "I Wanna Hold Your Hand?" I rest my case and drop my mic.

Love you @avclub-6b4a9e228208a5008088d8ad6e1b3dd7:disqus

The Beatles suck. Thereisaidit. Their songs are catchy, and they had the money to get a little more depth later on (that's not what the kids like though), but kids like the beatles the way they like candy, or n'sync - it's sweet, catchy, simple pop that sticks in your head. If the beatles hadn't happened, everyone…

That's January 13th 2014!

When Wolfgang was making jokes about the Apprentice and holding those two pieces of chicken like little puppets I really lost my shit. It kinda makes up for his lousy home shopping network schtick.