Someone please bankroll a show written by Issa Rae. Awkward Black Girl isn't a masterpiece, but it's 300X better than this shit.

Someone please bankroll a show written by Issa Rae. Awkward Black Girl isn't a masterpiece, but it's 300X better than this shit.

I'd help you out with that, but I'm not sure if helping you become black would actually make your life better, thus violating the Magical Negro Guidelines.

I'd help you out with that, but I'm not sure if helping you become black would actually make your life better, thus violating the Magical Negro Guidelines.

Lorenz Tate was pretty awesome in that movie….and the Bill Duke scene was fucking epic. I quote that scene at least 3 times a week. The rest of the movie is just terrible.

Lorenz Tate was pretty awesome in that movie….and the Bill Duke scene was fucking epic. I quote that scene at least 3 times a week. The rest of the movie is just terrible.

Someone get John Wayne's Corpse's agent on the phone.

Someone get John Wayne's Corpse's agent on the phone.

Only Spike is mad about that. It's every African-American's dream to one day help a troubled white man achieve his dreams and or reconnect with his loved ones.

Only Spike is mad about that. It's every African-American's dream to one day help a troubled white man achieve his dreams and or reconnect with his loved ones.

How the hell is Boyz n the Hood not on this list? It inspired an entire genre of mediocre to shitty hood dramas that copied all the wrong things from Singleton's moralist coming of age story.

How the hell is Boyz n the Hood not on this list? It inspired an entire genre of mediocre to shitty hood dramas that copied all the wrong things from Singleton's moralist coming of age story.

I can't promise we'll try, but I can promise that we'll try to try.

I can't promise we'll try, but I can promise that we'll try to try.

I think white people need to break up the federation and identify in individual interest groups.

I think white people need to break up the federation and identify in individual interest groups.

Well, you had a good run white people. 500 years is nothing to sneeze at. Kudos all around.

Well, you had a good run white people. 500 years is nothing to sneeze at. Kudos all around.

Damn, what level of the PerkiSystem did you make it to?

Damn, what level of the PerkiSystem did you make it to?