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Crom Deluise
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Well, in addition to the Four Horseman, there's also a guy riding a donkey, and another who is carried piggyback style by a circus strongman.

That's what I thought during the first scene in the tunnels…"Oh, there is where all of the witches' bones are stored.  Also apropos of nothing, here's some big ol' barrels of  gunpowder."

Especially since the Horseman had obviously already figured it out when he picked up the machine gun. 

I was hoping the fourth Horseman was Fecklessness. 

Throw some reverse vampires in there and we're all set.

If this is the laziest most awful show you've ever watched all the way through, you have a lot of catching up to do.  There's Revolution, for starters. 

He is probably the leader of the mysterious THIRD coven of witches who are neither good nor evil, but just naturally shifty.

That's so Raven. 

classic dome

I got a Roots  notification for this?

Sharif didn't like it.  Neither did Abdul and Mohammed. 

No, although I remember briefly being intrigued when I first heard the cartoon named.  Jem was the name of the planet, already populated with an intelligent species. 

I remember enjoying Man Plus when it first came out.  It's about a man whose body is bio-engineered to survive on Mars.  There's a sequel, too, although I haven't read it.

They cancelled the apocalypse for Luther?

So the big dome is actually a Katamari Damancy.  This ties in with Parappa the Rapper, somehow.

Here's what I thought was stupid about the gun turnover: The only authority-ish figures in the dome seem to be Big Jim, Barbie, Sheriff Linda, and, marginally Junior.  Sheriff Linda went out to the propane warehouse.  Junior didn't, since he had important business that couldn't wait regarding showing his mom's shitty

Seems like, with the amount of deaths on this show, they could have quite a few new births before they approach the number they had before the darn Dome came down.

The bomb could have been dropped on the west side of the dome, and this house was on the east side.  Even a MOAB isn't going to scorch the earth for five square miles. 

Sounds more like Cher to me.  Now to listen to a slowed-down Dolly singing "O Holy Night."

What are you trying to tell us here?