BULLSHIT
IN 3D

3rd Prize, nobody gets shot outside Washington Square. If that's lame, I enjoy lame.

Yeah, the welcome to Earf meme has NOTHING to do with race. The same people that repeat it are hard at work ragging on Charlie Sheen, James Cameron, and other white folks. It's all about disliking Will Smith and/or that particular movie. No reason for anyone to bring race into it.

Perfect Couples was bad, but I also wished it had been on rather than this.

No, teh dude, they were the descendants of two intelligent apes who travelled back in time from the time of the first movie, and OH SHIT! TIME PARADOX!

I hate every ape I see, from Chimp-an-a to Chimp-an-z!

So, Sarccastro, you ARE a professional screenwriter!

I'm with edked on this one.

Act of rebellion
Act of rebellion or not, I refuse to watch this trailer or the movie it advertises.

Batman, best PE program ever, dude.

Lipstick, that's the plot to the Community season 3 premiere.

You had me at
"eccentric neuroscientist".

Senoir Baldwino?

Looks like he pulled a Homer.

Robutnik, you can get all 10 softcover collections for like $100 on ebay.
Sure, they don't look as nice, but they're lighter to carry.

Dinosaur Train on PBS, bitches. Or am I the only one here with a 2-year-old child?

Black Gallagher doesn't go out like a punk bitch with a mallet!!

This is heresy
This is probably a bad forum in which to admit this, but I didn't even actually like RoboCop. Maybe I'll actually enjoy this version.

Okay…
The Office, 30 Rock, Community, and Parks and Rec finales are definitely on my calendar, but really NBC could air shows one night per week and I wouldn't mind.
It's going to be a long-ass wait until the new fall season, though.

Willow?
By "Willow-on-the-ceiling", did you mean the baby in Trainspotting?
The baby's name was Dawn. Wee Dawn. So sad. Sick Boy was never the same….