I only scored 4 out of 10 on that quiz up there.
Damn, Charlie Sheen is crazy.

Phrasing!

Liz's pratfall; fucking hilarious.

THIS MOVIE FUCKING OWNS
THIS MOVIE FUCKING OWNS. (YES, I'M STEALING ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER'S SCHTICK). THIS MOVIE FUCKING OWNS AND I'LL NOT HEAR A WORD AGAINST IT. IT IS TO MOVIES WHAT THE BOOK IS TO BOOKS. IF YOU DON'T LOVE IT, IT WASN'T MADE FOR YOU AND YOU SHOULD LEAVE IT TO THOSE OF US FOR WHOM IT WAS INTENDED.

Kelly and Lilith.

Tim Allen has a newphew
Tim Allen has a nephew who is covered in religious (Christian) tattoos and shaves his arms and legs to show them off. Do with this information what you will.

Tear…

Word.

Stan Lee is on record saying he didn't give Spider-Man organic web-shooters because he found it too gross.

The Jesus
John Turturro actually tried to get the Coen Bros. to make a movie starring him as The Jesus, as kind of a spin-off, knowing full-well they don't do sequels… Imagine what could have been.

I actually like Porkchop Sandwich's idea quite a bit.

Yeah, no, they were not all the same McBain movie, as cool as it was that someone put the clips together. Not to take anything away from that, Koski just got it wrong in the write-up.

If the victim has hit puberty, it's not pedophilia, it's something else….just sayin'.

hollyhox = registered Troll

You mean Maude Flanders?

It's about time, too. I'm surprised it's taken this long for him to finally write a Dr. Who ep.

Under the age of 5 when what aired?

Wait… it's, "People do crazy things in commercials; like eat at Arby's."

My wife and I use the Arby's line literally, as we both hate it.

"Stupid babies need the most attention."
My wife and I love to say this about some of our less intelligent relatives' offspring, who are also lacking intelligence.