Fuck you, Internet.

Agent Carter can also sit patiently on a DVR waiting for one to finish Better Call Saul.

Meh Job, Internet.

Much like Moonraker, Diamonds are Forever is a lot better than the movie.

My son is almost 6 years old. He was The Doctor last Halloween and knows nothing of Stark Trek.

You misspelled "don't feed the trolls".

Elektra! From the people who brought you … um, Daredevil…oh…

Yeah, and somehow the girl alien and her dad seemed like the most interesting characters.
(I don't actually remember the names of any of the characters aside from John Carter, and that's probably because his name is in the title.)

's grandma.

I saw an episode of that. It was a cartoon. It was not a good cartoon.

My personal best is between 9 and 10 mintues, but I dont't know the actual time.

With barrels that curve…And our swords have blades that point in a different direction than their handles.

This Dwight Howard character is seriously lacking in pouches and guns…and speed lines that go in the wrong direction.

It's because of Mel Gibson that I know what an "oven dodger" is.

It's cool, they're balancing it out by casting Rosario Dawson as Probably-Elektra….If Netflix doesn't release this on my day off, I'm calling in sick.

Takin' another job away from a Black man…

The sun sphere!

Huh, I figured this was a nother movie based on a Nicholas Sparks novel.

Shouldn't you have an obit in the can for 90 year olds?
Seriously, though, this guy was great.

I worked at a BK years ago. The patties would go through the machine on a conveyor belt with bars, so they technically had grill-like marks cooked into them.