I beat the smart kids!
I beat the smart kids!

I thought that went without saying.

And we have a winnah!

Star Trek
I spent most of Stark Trek wondering who this actress was that looked like Winona Ryder. What a random role for her to play.

There was a Chanukah Song II?

Go Ducks!

Yeah, what the unregistered dude said.

Yup, the nasty puppet sex is presented in all its glory on the Unrated DVD.

Oregon!
Fuck yeah, way to get Oregon in the news, asshole.

That is not appropriate for anything, ever, dog.
Fucking Internet.

I couldn't
even watch the whole thing.
Fuck you, Internet. Fuck you.

Yeah, failsies and so forth, but I've actually already watched the whole season 3 or 4 times on Netflix instant.
I believe I shall purchase an ISIS coffee mug off the FX website.

I bet Aisha Tyler wishes she looked like Lana.

Did you ever see the back of a 20 dollar bill on weed?

same here.

Shit, in Portland, we just have straight-up homeless people. You guys are lucky.

Is that an obscure reference to the Avengers character, Ape?
Damn.

Gahh!
My wife will drag me to this goddamn thing just like she'd drug me to the other hundred HP movies for the past 10 years.
Just 1 more to go after this, thank Jeebus!
Anybody else in this situation?

Patricia Arquette
She used to be hot. Discuss.

with her pants around her ankles.