Massive congratulations to Emily on quickly writing a really great review of an episode that may as well have ended with a screen reading 'Fuck TV Recappers'. That could not have been easy.

Are you sure you mean 'theory' and not just…opinion?

Hark to the tale of Nelson, and the boy he loved so dear! They remained the best of friends, for years and years and years!

Nothing else on television puts as big a smile on my face as this show does.

So this isn't a show about Peggy Olsen taking her mother's advice and buying a cat?

Why don't we have an Arthur Mitchell account replying 'Shut up, cunt' to everyone who makes a stupid post?

Welp I'm somewhere between 'FFFFFFFFFFUCK, AMC' and 'actually this worked out really well for Breaking Bad'

I was eating a crumpet slathered in Vegemite at the start of the episode. The moment Hank was assassinated I briefly lost my sense of taste. I think different parts of my brain were shutting down throughout the episode in a vain attempt to save me from going into shock.

So take my hand, and wear a very warm coat, because you, are going to go with me, on a sailing broat.

Dexter's dad *really* looks like he wants to fuck his son in that picture.

soundz gr8

Wow, that's…even worse than expected. But it sounds right.

The opening line of Josh's review of the appropriately named second episode of the season, 'Every Silver Lining':

Shut up, cunt.

Damn, they Six Feet Under'd us! Beautiful ending.

Even after everything this show has put us through, all is forgiven if the ending is an exact replica of the ending of Six Feet Under, except with the vampires all living for thousands of years.

At this point I think Scott Buck's tenure as showrunner constitutes a criminal act.

I realised the other day that I probably could have dropped this show in season 6 if I wasn't still holding on to good will from the 4th season. I now retroactively wish that the 4th season was awful.

Well I've read…maybe The Witches? Sigh.

I feel weird enjoying this as much as I am.