I like to think that the near-immediate 'this isn't working, shut it down' on Ghost Dad Stackhouse was some sort of 'come on, guys' directed at Dexter.

In all fairness, Grown Ups 2 can't be *that* much worse than Pacific Rim, unless it's, like, twice as bad as the original (which I don't think is actually possible).

' You don’t see Milhouse impact the spinning blades, but it’s almost worse when left to the imagination.'

I read MJ as Michael Jackson and it made a lot of sense.

He just wants to see boys' Linuses.

I can't remember, where has Derek screened? Has everyone seen it? I watched the first episode and vowed never to watch a new Gervais sitcom again.

I adore it, but I have some a ludicrous pile of unread books that I can't bring myself to just sit down and focus on one that will take me a month of reading time to get through - hence why I've managed to get through a big ol' bunch of other books since starting it.

I am 300 pages into Infinite Jest, so that's pretty much my default answer (if I even manage to finish the damn thing this year - I've read about 10 other books on the side in the time it's taken me to get this far in).

CTRL + F: 'Queen of Jordan'

The expository 'here's what we all did in the last six months' dialog was worse than an episode of Chief Wiggum: P.I., a show I feel like we should all talk about for a while.

Is it bad that I read this and laughed a *lot*? It's bad, right?

OH MY GOD

'If you don't like it, why are you always posting about it and purposely looking up articles about it just to slam it'

Guys. I came as fast as I could. Has anyone made a joke about him losing his hand yet?

'Hello Dawn. Any messages?'

Prediction: Mad Men will end with a zooming shot on a photo of a party from 1927. Bob Bensen will be at the front, smiling and waving.

I had a vague inkling of what was going to happen, so the whole episode I was shitting myself at the prospect of Arya getting there on time and being killed.

'And As It Is Such, So Also As Such Is It Unto You' made me laugh every time.

This is an interesting way of phrasing the question 'how old are you?'

And the theme song's going to sound like this: Rap breakdown! Twins! Twins! Twins! Twins!