You're all Under Suspicion of being a Suspect. I'm making it my Mission to take you all down.

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He's dead?

Barron Trump.

What a crazy world that would be!

I'm pretty sure that even Dikachu wouldn't fuck his brother. Or would he?

"As we all know, a man is measured by his upvotes purported wealth, number of bangable wives and daughters, and votes in the electoral college. Enriching personal lives are for dweebs!" - Donald J. Trump

Just saying… if we had livelong sanctions on men who committed acts of sexual assault or domestic violence, we'd have tens or hundreds of millions of unemployed men… who would probably start wars over it. Goddamnit.

I think it was intended as a compliment. Since it's Newswire it can only be done with snark. Otherwise O'Neal would punish us.

Well, the Internet creates frivolous snarky content that we now provide for free… so yes, I guess you could logically infer we once held those jobs professionally.

Once KISS made it in, I think all future objections were meaningless. John Coltrane, Edith Piaf, and John Cage are all fine additions now.

Thanks! So this is just tape of his conversations with Stan about Nina?

I lost signal for part of the episode - what happens with Oleg and the missed meeting? He gets a tape and…?

Oh, do tell?! Even vaguely? As a vegetarian Trump hater, my schadenfreude anticipation is peaking!

I'm pretty sure you have to get it burnt to a crisp at that restaurant. (Sad note: Apparently his stupid fans are now ordering well-done steaks in solidarity with him. We need a new Spanish flu, guys.)

Fantastic. I'm worried that all the youths on the site will miss your lovely reference - We need another Vietnam to thin out their ranks a little.

Are we still dealing with the Russians spies traitors morons Trump supporters rambling through our site?

Are those people a) super drunk, b) incredibly poor judges of acting ability, and/or c) do they think that Gerard Butler was just Clive Owen in a fat suit doing a character the whole time?

I'm so thrilled someone got my joke. And your username just adds to your awesomeness.

Gerard's dead. He died of flu. That is so Gerard.