The Ugly Truth is that Gerard Butler, like Katherine Heigl, was never very talented or charismatic. It's a good thing that his career is down.

Somewhere, Jocelyn Wildenstein must be seething that she was overlooked for this role.

She's so, far away,
Doesn't Donatella stay in one PLACE ANYMORE?
It would be so scary to see her face at my door.
It helps to know she's a time zone away.

Jinx. You owe me a coke. I'm sure the Versaces have some.

I haven't seen a role:actor hotness differential this bad since Charlize Theron played Aileen Wuornos. While I love Penelope Cruz, they might as well have cast Eddie Redmayne if they just wanted a talented actor with no physical resemblance to the role.

Sarah Connor: "Watching WHEDON_IS_OVR8D with the Machines, it was suddenly so clear. The Machines would never stop. They would never leave him, and they would never hurt him, never shout at him, or get drunk and hit him, or say they were too busy to spend time with him. They would always be there approving of his…

The poster was made by John Cage's bastard son.

1. Was excited to find out Dark Tower is being made into a film.
2. Was excited to see Idris Elba cast as Roland.
3. Wondered if this triggered weird racism in the fan-boy community.
4. Ran a Google search.
5. Started working on SkyNet development.

How I know I'm old - I can't process Demi Lovato or Selena Gomez without repeatedly wondering if they're named for Demi Moore and Selena, the Tejano icon. Everything else seems secondary.

Shit. Which side do we take? This is like Bannon v. ISIS - no right answers.

I loved it. I'm so glad Spielberg took it on instead of Kubrick. The movie has only one flaw (and its big) - it should have ended with David asking for his wish to come true and just pulling away. Darker but maybe more honest.

God forsook us a long time ago. At least as of November, 2016.

Triumph of the Will! Am I doing this right?

I'm kinda excited by the cognitive dissonance of his voting base when they realize how much he fucked them. It'll be really fun.

I thought Season 1 was underwhelming and overrated. For me, it got far better as it went on and particularly stronger when Brody was gone. I wonder if this is the whole explanation - Homeland is basically two shows. A Brody show and a post-Brody show. And I think the post-Brody one is WAY better.

Having been a regular reader of the column, I suspect that Josh has lost readers - so the survivors are the ones who don't agree. There used to be a lot of annoyance at Josh's tone and that has dissipated - so I think people just left.

Especially because these factions certainly exist in other intelligence agencies. Like, the IRG intrigue in the show is based in fact.

Until last episode, I think Dar was actually on Quinn's side. Their past (professional and otherwise) has made Dar uniquely loyal to Quinn. But when Quinn seemed to still be interested in pursuing the Sekou bomb, I think Dar made up his mind to take Quinn out.

Why do you think the PEOTUS storyline is rubbish? It really seems compelling to me.

"Homeland isn’t beyond repair, but season six simply isn’t working, in part because the plotting around the Iranian nuclear deal isn’t that interesting." No. You weirdly don't understand why this would be a hugely consequential action - the stakes are significant and this kind of skullduggery can happen and has…