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Doctor Who: My Name's Shaniqua and What?!

Looking forward to the numerous reviews that will mention that "This picture isn't worth A Thousand Words!"

Unrated DVD release, please! You're too intense for theaters!

A Simple Plan is an amazing movie. Spider-Man 2 is a steaming pile of shit. "Punch me I bleed."

The latter Wolfman was fucking rad. Clearly it had problems, but it's hardly terrible. The original, however… yeesh.

Something something TESTICLES DROP!

*squeeky, squeeky, "Ow!"*

Also, CorelDRAW?

What. The. Fuck?

I liked their early stuff before they put an album out. Their demo tape, War of 1812, is pretty badass.

A) Krasinski is not a very long name.
B) The fact that John is such a short, common name is exactly why someone would forget it!

Wait. You're suggesting that men are less vain than women?

New Comment!

Jallo with a softened J and lilting Italian cadence.

I love his voice, too, but he's wrong for a nattily dressed kingpin with a pencil mustache.

Watched this last night. Lots of things to recommend it, but it should have been more heavily adapted to a cinematic narrative format. It lurches all over the place, with a new calendar date appearing on screen seemingly every minute. Also, early on, Bruce kicks a two-foot-wide tree trunk in half, which is all kinds…

He's terribly cast. Mumbly and marble-mouthed. It's like casting Luca Brasi as Michael Corleone.

My wife has had a PhD for two years. She is two years older than Mary-Elizabeth Winstead.

It's hard for you to imagine a female scientist in a remote environment? What, do you think they just start ovulating and swoon or something?

Compelling.