I, Caramba.

Green Lantern was "Fantastic Four-level dreck?" Bullshit. It was a C+/B- movie, with moments of inspiration and some phenomenal visuals. Ryan Reynolds only played it smug when his character was intended to be smug.

and y'all can keep the change?

I'm trying to understand your comments about race. It's a silly delineation to make most of the time, but as you raised it in your review, I figure I may as well ask. You seem to be suggesting an inherent racism because of the film's portrayal of its "only white man in the country" protagonist in contrast to Noriega's…

Holler costs, I said! Holler costs!

Can you show me on the doll where the universe touched you?

Like in that thing! Haha!

Skylabia

Pay attention people. This is what an inappropriate holler costs.

Footman & Glatt's Fine Litigious Tobacco

"Footman stomp!"

It's like when people say, "Poirot, you're that Belgian detective who speaks the second most common language in Belgium: French," and he get's all pissy.

Bikini picts, superior to belt celts?

From performing Shakespeare and GB Shaw to doing comedy?! What a transformation!

Also, they were called Maximum Bob and Karen Sisco.

If it isn't the evil Javier Rocksov and his nefarious Wad Squad!

Albert Nobbs. Extremely masculine and, incredibly, Close.

What does that mean?!

Swede Bake!

As I understand it, Polanski admits to victimizing her and pled guilty to the crime as a means of avoiding additional sentencing/publicity/hassle. Has he admitted to rape, or merely admitted to sexual intercourse with a minor? In his autobiography he paints a totally different scenario than that which is alleged to…