A) No, nobody but Polanski and his alleged victim is 100% beyond-a-shadow-of-a-doubt certain that he did such a thing.

This.

Please point out the place where I even hinted that it was remotely okay.

Are you fucking kidding me? Repulsion. Cul de Sac. Knife in the Water. The Tenant. Chinatown. Macbeth. Tess. Death and the Maiden. The Pianist.

Chinatown is fucking amazing. Also, Repulsion, Knife in the Water, Cul de Sac, Rosemary's Baby, Macbeth, The Tenant, Frantic, The Pianist, Death and the Maiden.

The guy wasn't fortunate to survive cancer through treatment developed by others, he merely created an astonishing body of work which was being recognized by this award. That's not an accomplishment worthy of an ovation! It's not like he's brave, like an ugly person.

"Jewfie" on the other hand… totally fine.

Soundtrack single: It's Scarred Out There for a Face (feat. Fly Pelikenz)

Racecarface!

Also, the description "Ain't no party like a Pyongyang party…" was posted as a user comment on the Jimmy Horne vid a week before this latest video was posted.

It's This without the That! It's Star Wars doesn't meet The Matrix!

Fnrceh?

I like how America defeated racism and is better than Europe.

I can't wait to see PETA's reaction to this.

Holy fucking whimsy.

If I was volunteering, I'd carry a big-ass mirror.

Actually, if we're considering "reboots," at least two '00s movies have already been remade. 2003's Hulk and 2004's Punisher.

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Broken Arrow: Somewhere Down that Crazy River

Fuck yes. Brilliant movie, and Robertson is (critical cliché alert) incendiary!