The sad truth is that nobody wants to see Mel Gibson overcome his intolerance. Dude could personally fund the Israeli military and pull a bus full of Jewish kids out of a molten volcano with his bare hands and he'd still be the guy who got drunk and blamed the Jews for all the wars in history.

LOL those fat cats in Washington! ROFL!

Human Centipede 8: Train of Thought (Dream Sequence)

Terrible? That's all kinds of harsh bullshit.

Bill Bailey DOES have Simon Pegg's career ten years ago.

Me to store clerk: "Do you have any copies of Straw Dogs on Blu-ray?"

Les'be Friends!

Cynthia Rothrock or KLAYL!*

Night Pickin'

"Bring on tomorrow
Let it shine
Like the sun coming up on a beautiful day
It's yours and mine

Flaubert. Flaubert gives a fucking shit.

Ahhh… ahhhhh… AHHHHH….

Too Incorrigible!

i now. it hard right?

Logicians?

@avclub-d80126524c1e9641333502c664fc6ca1:disqus  True, except for the part where anything you just said.

Indeed! Why couldn't they go with a nice, familiar, formula trailer that explains the plot and uses recognizable rhythms to explain how I should feel?! I mean, for all I know, this movie might not even have a happy ending!! The fuck?!

I'm having a real hard time understanding what part of the article you disagree with. Was it the part where Sean wrote "Why doesn't everyone on earth bow their heads in reverence to these musical geniuses?"

Sean, you ignorant slut. Naturally John would have wanted to see the legacy of the fabulous Blues Brothers Rhythm and Blues Revue continue to fund investigations into the darkest secrets of the paranormal. Were your feeble woman's mind not withered by the ravages of venereal delinquency, you would understand this.

Should have been, "Last wishes, somebody do the dishes!"