For the record, this movie was actually pretty fucking awesome. Anybody who laments the dearth of adult action movies and hates on this while celebrating shit like Machete should have his nose chopped off. It's like a Frazetta painting come to life. Wonderfully pulpy, with smart use of CGI (digital mattes and a few…

In what universe is Madhouse animation choppy?  TV animation is almost always limited to some degree by budget, but Madhouse turns out stuff that would have been feature quality at one point and is leagues ahead of most TV animation. Stillness is a whole other issue, but I haven't encountered many Madhouse titles that…

*Witty retart*

I suppose you could try developing your own personality. Like, a good one.

I suppose what irks me about most of the "Lucas ripped off Hidden Fortress" arguments is that, firstly, Lucas not only made his love of Hidden Fortress clear, but he went so far as to help Kurosawa make a cinematic comeback, and secondly, the things Star Wars is remembered, loved and admired for are not the things…

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Tilda Swinton and Annie Lennox should form a musical theatre troupe called Bowie Masculine.

Flaubert, Fortress is pretty clearly an inspiration for Star Wars, but the similarities are vastly overstated. It's also paced terribly.

Rashomon is considered one of his most influential works, but these days it's rarely listed among his very best. Yojimbo and Ikiru have gained greater respect. Yojimbo and Sanjuro are probably the best places to start. They demonstrate his mastery of the form while being perhaps his most fun and accessible films.…

Well, it can be either, so… yes?

I'm totally going to start calling testicles "salty couplets."

Not a comment on his taste. A comment on the predictability and blandness of the sentiment. I'm sure we could fill the comments section with complaints that most remakes are bad and Tony Scott is a hack and The Wild Bunch is a classic,etc, ad nauseam, but it wouldn't add much, because it's been said a hundred-thousand…

Guy who bought Hezog/Kinski boxed set hates Tony Scott! Details at 11.

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Rickster, that was the only good use of "Electric Boogaloo" possible. Kudos.

VF, where did BP claim that ICP fans joined the military? He said that a desire for uniformity was possibly behind the desire to join others in a common experience. Clearly, you joined for the lax reading comprehension standards.

Fuck. It's "mascarpone" not "marscapone." It's like those idiots who say "chipolte."

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Long winch. Immobile bungalow. American hero.

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