LMAO! Taking your time to criticize boring posts instead of ignoring them! LOLOLOL!

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LOL! Sexual comments! Profanity! And they're saying this stuff to kids! KIDS!

Look at yourself in the mirror. Like what you see? They wouldn't.

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The night was heavy with the pungent moisture of writhesome thighs.

I'm gonna go creak the floorboards, creak the floorboards.

To be fair, I've never seen a non-Italian do a decent impression of Mao.

We are mostly composed of repressed rage. We're angry, but many of us are too polite to do anything about it. And 70% of the adult population hydrates with the worst coffee on earth.

Pict-ionary: Celtic Fury

The premise should have involved mass blinding of the U.S. and Chinese navies. Also, the blindness could have been caused by aliens! Because we're pawns in their intergalactic game!

The real problem with brand recognition
Maybe I'm in the minority, but if this were just a generic military-vs-aliens movie with a title like "UFO Indianapolis" or something equally stupid, I might see it as a guilty pleasure. Knowing it is based on a board game would fill me with too much shame, so it's actually…

According to the alternate versions section of IMDb, the "zappy" climax uses a freeze-frame of Stephen Lack, which suggests post-production censorship. The idea that Cronenberg chose to shoot a scene that way is suspect, anyway, both because of his body-conscious worldview and the fact that the scenes with Vale…

America thanks you.

Remember this day, boys. Remember this day.
This movie will be an expository nightmare. That's a well-crafted trailer, but the dialogue sounds brutal.

How do you know I'm not prepared to back my insinuations up with concrete proof? Don't go throwinzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZ

Ursula Andress can't count
She's not even the first Bond girl in Dr. No. Hell, she's not even the second.

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"There's a mole in the organization."

Word. Although the most impressive thing is how well it's done in the sequence. Really smart cutting and careful staging make it practically seamless in a way that virtually no other effects of its kind are. Replacing an actor with a dummy (or vice versa) is always a dicey proposition (see Alien, Casino, every other…

But the logic of the double negative indicates that if one lacks a Lack, one must necessarily possess whatever one lacks, which in this case, is Lack. But what Lack lacks is talent. So let's just forget it and go back to talking about Aflac.

Dammit! No way she would have gotten through that gate. Not if it was locked. Chris!