TCS, that's bullshit. Mike Myers Scottish: bad. Real Scottish: good.
TCS, that's bullshit. Mike Myers Scottish: bad. Real Scottish: good.
Jackie Chan: "MM.. SWAN"
I almost went with that, SarCCastro, but I chose the lesser of two puns.
But that's the thing. Her character is putting on airs. She's coming from a genuine place but she's acting the whole time: acting tough, acting smart and, most of all, acting brave. She's trying to fool herself as much as she is trying to fool her guides and her enemies, when the whole time she's scared shitless.
Salt 2: Hypertension. This Summer, Salt.
I don't get the Kim Darby hate. I mean, she's annoying as fuck, but it fits the comic tone of the original and she does snoot like nobody's business. Steinfeld's great and all, but Darby is the girlified personification of a Katherine Hepburn righteous spinster, which is exactly what the role needs for that version.
The Stunt Man's reach exceeds its grasp by a pretty substantial margin, and Steve Railsback is a terrible actor. Rush's quasi-making-of documentary is far more interesting than the feature itself.
The police have thrown out a drAGNEsofgodt in hopes of catching them.
@wesleyanderson Available 4 nxt mo pic. Will bring hors d'oeuvres, tits. Can't w8 2 C U, William M.
Fake?
OMFG i h8 privilege! So hRd!!
An Apple a day keeps the doldrums away. Is not motherhood a blessed journey, friends?
140 characters doesn't work with her.
My bosom friend William Smith offers this delightful morsel: Add a delicate nosegay of Gulf Island lavender to your table setting to stimulate a rapturous evening of conversation and laughter with guests.
OMG ROFFLEz!1
Fabulous Midlife Lolita: Ride Angry, Die Like a Horse
That turtle is in no way comparable in size to an elephant dump.
Bicentennial Man
That makeup actually looks pretty convincing, Embeth Davidz aside. Oliver Platt has the worst makeup? That might be the most convincing age makeup I've ever seen. He looks like a mid-1990s Michael Lonsdale. As for Little Big Man, I find that makeup to be totally unconvincing. It is sculpted to…
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