"I've seen plenty of other classics that aren't as forced - Third Man, La Regle du Jeu, la Grande Illusion, Lulu… Ultimately, they are great films - not films making a 'point'."

For the record, saying "I have girl parts" makes you sound like a child murderer.

Bringing Out the Dead is sorely fucking underappreciated.

F&S, since the significance of Citizen Kane in film history is wholly due to its stylistic and formal innovations, I'm going to go out on a limb and say that the British would recognize its importance.

Scrotal Fissure?

So he, like, climbs them first…?

Unacceptable. You will now expose yourself to the entire class.

Semitic means of English, Irish, Portuguese, Hawaiian, and Chinese descent?

Full Bore!
The only padding this peace warrior wears is on his storyline.

Audience: Barf!
Franco: You maniacs! You threw it up!

I get the impression that the O'Bannon/Shusett script was pretty much overhauled, and they held onto as much credit as they could based on the chest-burster concept. As I recall, character names were changed, dialogue was stripped away and rewritten, and the entire Ash character/subplot was created whole-cloth by Hill…

Cut to a dramatic curtain reveal of Robert Smith.

Come on, baby.

I have no idea…
…what any of this means.

…Garfield, Eragon, Daddy Day Care, Marmaduke, Norbit, Paycheck, Fat Albert…

Dude, it's called kindling for a reason.

Ellen Page took ill?
Yeah right. More like she was busy playing Texas Hold 'Em with Newswire's own Great White Snark, Sean O'Neal. That interview was smoldering.

Such as this gem:

The Streaming Colossus
What an excellent name for a superhero with a knack for causing catastrophic social faux pas.

Rampant Muskdemon