Vengeance
Damn it! I've been waiting for this to get released, and now that it's out it's only on DVD? Johnnie To needs to get more blu-ray love.

Endemol
Not only does that production company's name look like a prescription sedative, it appears as though it should be pronounced "End 'em all." Neither is a good sign.

Word. They're smack in the middle of the uncanny valley. Based on the interview, they seem to think the term refers to ones ability to read expressions on a character.

After dyslexically scanning the headline…
…I thought Cuba Gooding Jr. was set to star in a movie called Call of Duty: Black Ops. I'm still not sure if that would be a terrible idea or his smartest career move.

Do you also have the cane from that Orson Welles movie and the oval office carpet from Casablanca?

Tagline
"How will they justify why they went to war?"

Oh God! Oh Man! Oh God! Oh Man! Oh God! Oh Man! Oh God! Oh Man! Oh God! Oh Man!

The American Kennel Club is full of potty-mouths?

Seldom say rarely.

Scream 5: Laryngitis

Looks like somebody's been Starz-crossed. Hey-OH!

Not half so quick as thine pleasure rod doth splash its hot substance upon the blushing of a maiden's buttock!

"Outrageous"

*smiles wryly, amasses outrages debts, succumbs to TB*

After meeting you for the first time at a business lunch, I put my hand on your arm, look directly into your eyes for several awkward moments, and tell you that I pray for Jesus Christ, our Lord and blessed Savior, to watch over you each day.

While carrying an unsealed can of motor oil across your property, I spilt on your gravel.

The absence of comedy is groundbreaking!

@bkbroiler

That wasn't Ramius, you quote fuck-upping ass!

Perhaps
Henry Owings should sell his false nose/glasses combo. Even without the groucho stache, he could probably make a couple of bucks.