Rape, seen aside a bucolic rural landscape, is remarkably picturesque.

Titus Andronicus contains the most bad-ass last words in history:

Photographer's secret: the snake is the subject, and Cooper the metaphorical ornament.

@littlealex, that scene used to creep the shit out of me when I was a little kid. Now that I'm a grown man, it doesn't bother me in the least. I just happen to enjoy huddling in a corner with my blanky and quivering, SO BACK THE FUCK OFF!

Her character doesn't have to be ethnically European to be a Spanish citizen/expatriate. Or Tobias could just be a complete fuck up.

Jews and shrews! Am I right, fellas? *pulls on a big stogie*

Sounds tailor-made for touch-screen technology.

If it's not even possible for everyone to like Charade, world peace is a fucking impossibility. C.C. Baxter, you are history's greatest monster.

What the fuck is a fake cliffhanger?

Don Keehotay 3D

Huh.
I thought Calvin Coolidge was dead. Turns out he was just in Grand Rapids.

God bless Michigan
In honor of Calvin College, I am now listening to Falling Through Your Clothes and visualizing The Virgin Mary masturbating ferociously.

Ooooh! Burn!

Can Darwin explain bisons?

"a spin off with Frasier & Niles Kids and cameo's from Frasier and Cheers."
There's a reason his name isn't spelled "Grammar," eh, fellows? Eh?

Bird on a Wire
A document of Cohen's 2009 tour? Pretty impressive for a movie shot in 1972.

Burt Reynolds and Chris Cooper.

Human Centipede II: The Boweling: Your Sister is a Centipede

Too bad the Long Good Friday blu-ray is severely cropped. And, yeah, the Time Bandits blu ray is interlaced.

And that, filthy, is exactly the problem.