Those crouching fireballs look obscene.

Those crouching fireballs look obscene.

He's gonna blow up the comPOWtition explode.*

He's gonna blow up the comPOWtition explode.*

"Your tone and pitch were perfect, but I just couldn't imagine your voice coming from an annoying cartoon character. It's a no for me."

"Your tone and pitch were perfect, but I just couldn't imagine your voice coming from an annoying cartoon character. It's a no for me."

They should have just used the original Ralphie (Peter Billingsley) and have everyone in the film just act like he's only aged a year.

They should have just used the original Ralphie (Peter Billingsley) and have everyone in the film just act like he's only aged a year.

That's all well and good, but how do you explain the Jersey Shore cast cameo and all the Kardashian jokes?

That's all well and good, but how do you explain the Jersey Shore cast cameo and all the Kardashian jokes?

They've talked about product placement before on the podcast. When they have scenes (like "Walt buys a fancy new car" or "Jesse plays a shooter video game"), they ask what products they can use to make some more money to use on the show (to justify beefing up the effects or "earning" more effects-heavy scenes). Vince…

They've talked about product placement before on the podcast. When they have scenes (like "Walt buys a fancy new car" or "Jesse plays a shooter video game"), they ask what products they can use to make some more money to use on the show (to justify beefing up the effects or "earning" more effects-heavy scenes). Vince…

I'm still wondering who they cast as lady with rolling pin, the grim reaper, and small tornado.

I'm still wondering who they cast as lady with rolling pin, the grim reaper, and small tornado.

I'm not understanding all of the rage / hate for this announcement. I can understand not being a LOTR fan or thinking this is a dumb idea, but I can't imagine these movies being significantly worse than the last trilogy. They're using the same writers / directors / actors / studio / special effects team. Then again,…

I'm not understanding all of the rage / hate for this announcement. I can understand not being a LOTR fan or thinking this is a dumb idea, but I can't imagine these movies being significantly worse than the last trilogy. They're using the same writers / directors / actors / studio / special effects team. Then again,…

I was referring to artillery, but this is an interesting analysis.

I was referring to artillery, but this is an interesting analysis.

I was expecting the other kind of battery.

I was expecting the other kind of battery.