Sounds cool - looking forward to it, looking forward to it, looking forward to it, looking forward to it, look-look-king-king-foooooorrrrwwwwaaaaarrrrrddddd-tooooo-iiiiitttt  ……………………………………………………………………………………….. lookingforwardAAAAGGGGHHHH BENNGGH WRRR WRRR WRRR WURRRRB

Sounds cool - looking forward to it, looking forward to it, looking forward to it, looking forward to it, look-look-king-king-foooooorrrrwwwwaaaaarrrrrddddd-tooooo-iiiiitttt  ……………………………………………………………………………………….. lookingforwardAAAAGGGGHHHH BENNGGH WRRR WRRR WRRR WURRRRB

Maybe I'm not using Twitter correctly, but the only thing I learn from it is how to quickly skim over the majority of rapid-fire tweets from people I can't remember why I follow to get to the few I kinda care about. How does anyone learn about products or movies from it without actively hunting brands or clicking…

Maybe I'm not using Twitter correctly, but the only thing I learn from it is how to quickly skim over the majority of rapid-fire tweets from people I can't remember why I follow to get to the few I kinda care about. How does anyone learn about products or movies from it without actively hunting brands or clicking…

Korra is something that I would probably like but will have to come back to once I forget how annoyed I am by its online fan-base.

Korra is something that I would probably like but will have to come back to once I forget how annoyed I am by its online fan-base.

Maybe someday I'll actually give Scott Pilgrim a chance, but I was / am intensely annoyed at how much it seems to pander to "geeks" and "gamers" in the same way Manswers does to "bros". "OMG bob-omb! I remember that LOL."

Maybe someday I'll actually give Scott Pilgrim a chance, but I was / am intensely annoyed at how much it seems to pander to "geeks" and "gamers" in the same way Manswers does to "bros". "OMG bob-omb! I remember that LOL."

Rat King, asshole.

Rat King, asshole.

Maybe they can bargain that down to ONE MILLION YEARS DUNGEON.

Maybe they can bargain that down to ONE MILLION YEARS DUNGEON.

* A slow, jangly version of "Tennessee Waltz" plays ironically over a montage of terrified teens running through woods from what looks to be a deranged killer or monster of some kind *

Only one way to break this trend, Mister: Bucket!

Or just cast milk-pale obese actors to play all of the human parts.

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Somebody didn't stay for the post-credits scene.

Big Bad Beetle Borgs is one of the best examples of the Saban signature "insanely long and super literal theme song that details the entire back-story of the show".

This movie looks like it has some pretty good cut-scenes.

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