I require a scene where that dog finally believes in him.

Let us not forget the 300+ lb. woman who managed to smuggle in a full-sized bag of Ruffles potato chips and either can't manage the necessary strength to open the bag in a single motion or prefers to do it gradually (but violently) over the course of thirty minutes.

Huge missed opportunity for a Grum cameo, this.

I can imagine The Deadly Bulb spending a lot of lonely nights playing Shenmue.

It's hard for me to think reviews of bad video games are funny without forced Wesley Willis-inspired vulgarities repeated ad nauseum.

A buddy of mine in High School was a HUGE Superman fan (despite not reading the comics) and dropped $65 on the game on launch day (despite not owning a Nintendo 64). He excitedly brought it to my house so he could actually play the game. I watched him play for about an hour and a half while he tried to pretend to…

And now you know the rest of the story. Good DAY!?

Same here. It reminds me of something I would have seen on MTV's AMP - a show I lived for back in high school. I understand how / why people hate it, but to me the noises just sound really cool, the samples are funny, and the frantic aggressiveness of it all is fun to listen to. Dif'rent strokes, I s'pose.

Don't remind me of creative genius / gambling risk-taker David Cook and "his" amazing re-imagining of "Billy Jean".

RAGE PAUSED.

I understand the rage - TMNT was a more of a lifestyle for me, as a kid - but I also think a lot of this rage is simply because it's Michael Bay. If Christopher Nolan had been charged with this "reboot" and said "I'm exploring a new direction on the turtles' origin - something more extra-terrestrial", I think there…

AWFUL WAFFLE.

Actually, I thought this was a show about Birmingham, AL.

Turtles are from Mars, Rats are from Venus. (Except for the turtle named Venus who was from Earth 2)

At least you (probably) didn't have to watch Transformers 2 off of a bootleg DVD of a cam while being forced to attend a family gathering at your in-law's house. I know I've lived a pretty easy life, but that was one of the worst things I've lived through.

With a new series debuting on Nickelodeon, I'm wondering if this was a change made for the new cartoon that Bay is using or if this is a change he made himself. Either way, some serious cow-a-bungling.

Then, the following week…

This is the place we all made together.

Ok, so zombie razor-bones can rip a living man's gut open amidst his resistance but they can't, you know, incidentally scratch a person's skin enough to infect them?

I know I'm a week late, but this is a brilliant idea. I can't express how much I want this to happen.