I've played enough RPGs and various shooters for this not to bother me, but I DID notice it in Star Wars: The Old Republic. When I saw a freaking JEDI needing about 15 hits with a lightsaber to take out a random beast, that threw me. The lightsaber is supposed to be the end of the conversation.

It was their fall-back title after the network rejected "The Magical Meth Adventures of Mad Mr. White".

But they've yet to rule out "The Horrors of Spider Island".

A Single-Player Review
The Soul Calibur series has become known for its nice complement of single-player modes. This one mysteriously abandoned that. There is no cinema theater (or even any character specific cinemas, really), no unlockable art, not even the lame Challenge Tower from last game. There aren't even token…

Raise boils on my hand and repeatedly be denied access in a hexagonal virtual reality matrix.

Bro, if I had them powers, I'd be all "the remote is all the way over there?" BAM, in my hand. "I left my phone upstairs" BAM, in my hand. You think I'd ever touch another faucet in a public bathroom? Please.

Your haiku could use some work.

Only one way to find out - at the end of the film, wave your hands in the air (if you're feeling fine) and see if they take it into overtime.

Axes don't kill people - people kill people.

I said the same thing about "Air Bud", but that didn't stop those blood-suckers at Disney.

This reads like one of those journals you'd find laying about in the first Resident Evil game.

Gah, you beat me to it. The soundtrack and the voice-acting are incredible. Roy Conrad as "Ben" - it's worth playing for that alone.

That's why it's important to use your entire hand to work the lawyers into a fine lather all over your scalp.

"Legally speaking, I AM a lawyer."

Jail-birds Molested In Historic Prison

Let's not rush to judgement - Chris may have said "retarted".

Quoth I, "bitch": Nevermore.

Wax Tom Cruise, I once hoped that you would melt. But now I see that you and I are more alike than different, though you be wax and I be wolf. If the host of Isengard were to beset your fortress, I would dramatically show up during the eleventh hour and give your story an appropriately-timed, climactic death - even…

I watched this a while back for the first time in years and I thought the message was really odd. It's like the special you show your punk-ass kid if they refuse to accept Santa by trying to scare / shame them into believing. The problem is that they'll eventually find out they had it right all along.

This was also ground-breaking for its boldness in featuring a Santa Claus with three boobs on his face.