Well… okay, they're Asian, but they BETTER be Japanese. I want to see birth certificates, damn it!

Soundgarden, “Fell On Black Days”

*Cut to credits over Afroman's "Because I Got High"*

The takeaway from this is the producers weren't very good at inventing new nicknames.

I heard that commercial (and Mutombo's voice) before I saw it and wondered what kind of weird cartoon they were pitching.

I heard that commercial (and Mutombo's voice) before I saw it and wondered what kind of weird cartoon they were pitching.

I always saw her as more of a Fiona Apple / Olsen Twin mix.

Or Tyrese and co. talking to Hershel -
"Must be handy being a medical doctor with medical training as you obviously have as a doctor of some kind."
"Yes, but it doesn't account for everything" *Stares dolefully at missing leg*
"Oh, so you were bit by zombies then, I take it?"
Beth: "Look out! Got an infant baby coming…

Are we sure this is an original work? That "bear" looks an awful lot like Jerry. Are we to just assume that -isn't- Tom in an oversized rubber costume?

Are we sure this is an original work? That "bear" looks an awful lot like Jerry. Are we to just assume that -isn't- Tom in an oversized rubber costume?

While I appreciate it now, I thought everything about the Hobbit was hideous as a kid. My teacher tried to get me to read the book in fifth grade and I couldn't make it through the first chapter without imagining that fat little troll with the founding-fathers wig and no ears so I promptly stopped reading. Now, I'm a…

While I appreciate it now, I thought everything about the Hobbit was hideous as a kid. My teacher tried to get me to read the book in fifth grade and I couldn't make it through the first chapter without imagining that fat little troll with the founding-fathers wig and no ears so I promptly stopped reading. Now, I'm a…

I know "money" is why any of this is made, but I think it's cynical to call all of this "bloating" a cash grab. Jackson and the whole WETA team have an authentic passion for the source material. It's evident in the hand-made ring mail armor to the team of glass-blowers whose only job was to make unique bottles to…

I know "money" is why any of this is made, but I think it's cynical to call all of this "bloating" a cash grab. Jackson and the whole WETA team have an authentic passion for the source material. It's evident in the hand-made ring mail armor to the team of glass-blowers whose only job was to make unique bottles to…

I know all of these reviews keep talking about how overly long these movies are and how can you split the shortest book into blah blah… but the confirmation of these extended versions is like the music of the Ainur to my unworthy ears.

I know all of these reviews keep talking about how overly long these movies are and how can you split the shortest book into blah blah… but the confirmation of these extended versions is like the music of the Ainur to my unworthy ears.

It's easy to make fun of "Air Bud", but lets not forget the impact the film had on high school and collegiate sports. It spurred a nationwide movement to amend the rules so that dogs were explicitly forbidden from participating in official play (though they are still allowed in intramural contests as a concession to…

It's easy to make fun of "Air Bud", but lets not forget the impact the film had on high school and collegiate sports. It spurred a nationwide movement to amend the rules so that dogs were explicitly forbidden from participating in official play (though they are still allowed in intramural contests as a concession to…

And something for Bill Brasky to scissor kick.

And something for Bill Brasky to scissor kick.