Hey girl, pull your pants back up. It's not that kind of fetish club.

I know this has been beaten to death, but seriously… how is that coupling even possible?

I know this has been beaten to death, but seriously… how is that coupling even possible?

Or the Make-A-Wish Foundation had one HELL of a clerical error.

Or the Make-A-Wish Foundation had one HELL of a clerical error.

I really hope that little girl in Nolte's bumper car is somehow related to him.

I really hope that little girl in Nolte's bumper car is somehow related to him.

It was a little pitchy.

It was a little pitchy.

Hello, this is Chuck to remind Bill to… shut… up!

Hello, this is Chuck to remind Bill to… shut… up!

Seriously. That thing…. just, wow.

Seriously. That thing…. just, wow.

Why did they come to our concert to boo us?

Why did they come to our concert to boo us?

Oh, Hai Mark!

Oh, Hai Mark!

I think Zack Ward is available for that.

I think Zack Ward is available for that.

We also would have accepted: