That was a washboard break.

Well, there were cockroaches all over the place, so there's that.

No, he's still alive, but he's shorter than you thought he'd be.

Is it about my cube?

You don't want no part of this, Dewey!

All I want to know is if they invited him to the wedding.

I'll watch if he promises to do that "Carlos Danger" dance every week.

So, Evan Almighty.

"…Hill’s Shecky Pastel [note: Not actually his character’s name]."

AHHHHHHHHHHH YEAH!

AHHHHHHHHHHH YEAH!

Yay! David Morse!

If they run into the Winklevoss twins, then you've got a movie.

I hope his big, Texas belt buckle will also be making an appearance.

Thank you, honey, this is a beautiful party! You invited all my scandily-clad stripper friends. Good thinking!

I read that as a Smoove B reference.

I don't know what he was so mad about. I know where he got that shirt, and it damn sure wasn't the men's department.

It's still in beta mode. All it does is scream insults at gay tabloid journalists.

I really enjoyed that brief period where they used the same voice to say, "Oprah, girlfriend."

This is our concern, Dude.