We also would have accepted:

My vote goes to the "Ow! My Balls!" Guy.

My vote goes to the "Ow! My Balls!" Guy.

So how's the character gonna look before they spill the toxic waste on him then?

The only thing it's missing is the "needle being pulled off the record" sound effect.

The only thing it's missing is the "needle being pulled off the record" sound effect.

Guarantee void in Tennessee.

Guarantee void in Tennessee.

It's a test, Sammy.

It's a test, Sammy.

Personally, I thought, "…plus, Angela Lansbury for the kids" was vintage O'Neal.

Personally, I thought, "…plus, Angela Lansbury for the kids" was vintage O'Neal.

Also, there will be juice.

Also, there will be juice.

….aaaand That's what I came here for.

….aaaand That's what I came here for.

And now this has become my favorite AV Club thread ever.

And now this has become my favorite AV Club thread ever.

So lemme get this straight - I'm not alone in my utter and complete disdain for this turd of a movie, which feels like a cobbled-together collection of scenes
with no build, no solid throughline, and zero tension? Man, I was getting worried after that Rotten Tomatoes score.

So lemme get this straight - I'm not alone in my utter and complete disdain for this turd of a movie, which feels like a cobbled-together collection of scenes
with no build, no solid throughline, and zero tension? Man, I was getting worried after that Rotten Tomatoes score.