If she changed the lyrics to "L-U-V Obama" that would be an endorsement that would almost make sense.

I remember it being rumored that Jackson was gay (of course who wasn't rumored to be gay in the mid-80s).  When the very first line of the very first song on the new album turned out to be "your butt is mine" I had to chuckle a little.  Ah to be young and homophobic…

I remember it being rumored that Jackson was gay (of course who wasn't rumored to be gay in the mid-80s).  When the very first line of the very first song on the new album turned out to be "your butt is mine" I had to chuckle a little.  Ah to be young and homophobic…

The best Word Girl villain too!

The best Word Girl villain too!

That would be awesome if it were true.  Her act makes more sense in the context of Yahoo Serious and Crocodile Dundee.

That would be awesome if it were true.  Her act makes more sense in the context of Yahoo Serious and Crocodile Dundee.

At least she took the money and recorded in Australia.  Because surely that will make her music sound better you know?  Recording on the other side of the planet always does that.

At least she took the money and recorded in Australia.  Because surely that will make her music sound better you know?  Recording on the other side of the planet always does that.

"Hi folks.  Chevy Chase here for the Magic Bullet.  Wait… Magic Bullet?  What's so magical about this piece of sH*t!?!?  In my day we called it a blender and it cost 10 bucks.  What the hell are you asking me to sell here?!?!"

"Hi folks.  Chevy Chase here for the Magic Bullet.  Wait… Magic Bullet?  What's so magical about this piece of sH*t!?!?  In my day we called it a blender and it cost 10 bucks.  What the hell are you asking me to sell here?!?!"

As vast as the difference between green eyes and hazel eyes?

As vast as the difference between green eyes and hazel eyes?

Yeah I just watched that one the other night!  She's awesome (as always).  Also that one with Robert Culp as the security expert is pretty great too.  Ah… they all are.

Yeah I just watched that one the other night!  She's awesome (as always).  Also that one with Robert Culp as the security expert is pretty great too.  Ah… they all are.

Awesome day for avclub!  Great feature.   Erik Adams… I wish I could rewatch all the Columbo episodes for the first time!  So many great ones.  Two of my favorites star William Shatner and Leonard Nemoy oddly.

Awesome day for avclub!  Great feature.   Erik Adams… I wish I could rewatch all the Columbo episodes for the first time!  So many great ones.  Two of my favorites star William Shatner and Leonard Nemoy oddly.

It's too bad Cameron Diaz isn't playing the mutant and trying to do HIS accent!

It's too bad Cameron Diaz isn't playing the mutant and trying to do HIS accent!

I'm proud to be an American… where at least I know I'm free… And I wont forget the men who died… who gave that right to me.
And I gladly stand UP….. next to you and defend her still today.  Cause there ain't no doubt I love this land.  God Bless… something something.  I can't remember the rest.